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POLITICAL SUICIDE - What Happens When You Campaign For Obama's Agenda.




DEMOCRAT PARTY CALLING.... - Hillary, What are you doing in 2012?




FAMILY RESEMBLANCE - Interesting... Our President looks more like his Communist mentor than the goat herder he claims is his father.




NAZI'S, NATIONAL SOCIALISTS - That's What They Called Them in the 1940s Now We Just Call Them Democrats




COLLEGE CAMPUSES - The safe haven for liberals. Its where many of them hide from the reality of the real world!




Reflection -




THE TOP 10 - Slogans that Dems don't want you to know




NOT THE REAL ROMNEY LAST NIGHT - Not the real ME either!


TAGS: really
Rating: 3.67/5

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THE NEW BREAKFAST CEREAL - Will be Very Very Expensive




JERRY BROWN FOR CA GOV -




DO YOU MISS ME YET? - Not really!


TAGS: not really
Rating: 3.64/5

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HEY LOOK! - It's "New Kidz On The Block" 2.0




EVERY BODY JUST RELAX - David Axelrod, Rahm Emmanuel, and George Soros are running the county.




PARTS OF THE CONSTITUTION CHANGED OVER TIME -




I DON'T UNDERSTAND - The political motive for disregarding the fact that global warming is occurring.


TAGS: global warming real
Rating: 3.4/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 1:23 pm
Arctic ice all time low, Antarctica appears to be more influenced by atmospheric and oceanic currents. While Antarctica has experienced a slight cooling in the last 40 years the rest of the world warmed significantly.
PapaFox - January 27, 2013, 12:42 pm
The denialists can mumble to themselves all they want, but the government is taking steps to address the changes anyway.
PapaFox - January 27, 2013, 12:42 pm
The facts of climate change are well known, and US Government agencies from the Defense Dept to USDA already have plans in place for dealing with the changes.
Capt. Morgan - January 27, 2013, 9:15 am
Or better yet, set down your Koolaide and go the University of Illinois sea ice page cryosphere.org to do your own searches.
Capt. Morgan - January 27, 2013, 9:13 am
http://wattsupwiththat.com/reference-pages/sea-ice-page/
Capt. Morgan - January 27, 2013, 9:13 am
Nice try. Here is a sea ice page for you. Go about 3/4 the way down and note that Antarctic Ice (that's the south pole) is at record high levels:
Rudedog - January 26, 2013, 10:39 pm
So Capt. You believe that global warming is a myth. Polar ice at a all time low, and yes the huge majority of world glaciers have been steadily retreating. Maybe do some research of your own.
Capt. Morgan - January 26, 2013, 7:55 pm
Next time do your research a little better Rudedog.
Capt. Morgan - January 26, 2013, 7:54 pm
There are at least 750 named glaciers in Alaska, and most of them are actually growing over the last few years: http://www.dailytech.com/Alaskan+Glaciers+Grow+for+First+Time+in+250+years/article13215
Capt. Morgan - January 26, 2013, 7:52 pm
Glacier Bay has been in retreat since 1760 as USGS maps show here: http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/01/17/james-balogs-inconvenient-glacial-canaries/ Most of the retreat happened well before 1950.
PapaFox - January 26, 2013, 7:03 pm
This might influence people to buy smaller, better MPG cars, cutting into oil industry profits. And with the amount of bribes... er... I mean "campaign contributions" they shell out to politicians...


REALITY - Bambots and Paulbots... You can get there from here.


TAGS: haldol paulbots bambots reality
Rating: 3.4/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2012, 6:40 pm
i think he enjoys beleiving what the TV tells him to beleive
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 11:32 pm

I think you enjoy making things harder for yourself.
GrouchoMarxist - October 3, 2012, 10:26 pm
You are an absolutely challenged if you're never heard of Bambots and Paulbots... Perhaps you should get cable
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 9:45 pm

Grammar and spelling are important if you want to appear intelligent, But if Groucho wants to make up words I'll defend his right to spell them however he wants. terror's comment was just sillydiculous. (I made it up, so that's how it's spelled)
arnnatz - October 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
c'mon moo+, you should realize that when someone has nothing, they go for the grammar or spelling
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2012, 5:55 pm

Half of the words Americans use are slang, and most of the correct words they manage to spell wrong. Why argue over a few colloquialisms?
terroraustralis - October 3, 2012, 5:30 pm
"bambots" "paulbots". thats not english, its retardese. people look at this poster and think "was the guy who made this retarded?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 2, 2012, 8:09 am

What? Every word in the poster is in English. The US doesn't have an official language, so your point is doubly wrong.
GrouchoMarxist - October 2, 2012, 1:05 am
Speaking of needing to get back to reality
terroraustralis - October 2, 2012, 12:45 am
congratulations though, for finally figuring out that i support ron paul, not obama.
terroraustralis - October 2, 2012, 12:42 am
SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE f*** OUT. THIS IS AMERICA, NOT DERPA-DERPA-STAN


AMERICAN JOBS ACT - will end poverty




REALLY STUPID COP - SO OBAMA CALLED HIM




FIRST PERSON SHOOTER -




MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE? - Stop trying to trick me with your Liberal conspiracies!




DEFICIT SHRINKING -


TAGS: deficit reality
Rating: 3/5

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PapaFox - March 31, 2013, 4:07 am
The fact remains that we are climbing out of it, but (Economics 101) you don't cut federal spending too sharply or you throw the country back into recession.
PapaFox - March 31, 2013, 4:05 am
FFS, PLEASE learn the difference between DEBT and DEFICIT. Bush's 2 unfunded wars combined with those ridiculous tax breaks practically bankrupted the country, and we'll be paying for his screwups for a decade or longer.
Rudedog - March 31, 2013, 12:52 am
And great use of obfuscation. Tried to use it at the water cooler today and was meant with sounds of crickets.
Rudedog - March 31, 2013, 12:47 am
Thanks JGalt
JGalt - March 31, 2013, 12:44 am
is > 16T in total, >30% of which is due to the current spendaholics. I suppose when you run up the largest spending increases in history, a minor respite would look like a dramatic falloff.... Nice try.
JGalt - March 31, 2013, 12:39 am
Nice obfuscation with facts. Your number is the annual budget deficit, however, O has run up >25% of the total budget deficit which now exceeds 100% of the U.S. GDP. Facts. The world GDP is 70T in 2011, the US GDP was 14.99T. The current deficit
Rudedog - March 31, 2013, 12:26 am
Debt/deficit, either way we owe more than we bring in. Accountants can make it look like the portrait of Dorian gray
ipaprime - March 30, 2013, 11:21 pm
F the deficit we need to reduce our debt
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 10:56 pm
Does it with you?
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 10:53 pm
God I wish I could believe "the facts" but I am familiar with math and it does not add up.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 10:49 pm
The Federal reserve with its complete, and non reportable status continues to stack a house of cards that will collapse. But continue to believe the selective resources that support your belief.
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 10:30 pm
It sounds as if you're unwilling to believe the facts no matter how they are presented.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 10:23 pm
You cite the credible budget cuts that result in real deficit reduction. Continue to refer to your "credible sources" and believe that our nation is even close to solvent!
crankyhead - March 30, 2013, 9:41 pm
You can cite a credible source that refutes this? That would be a lot stronger than a simple opinion.
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 9:40 pm
Even Fox admits it. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/12/january-surplus-shrinks-2013-us-budget-deficit/
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 9:39 pm
http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/02/13/16951837-a-conversation-ending-chart?lite
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 9:39 pm
http://www.forbes.com/sites/rickungar/2013/02/27/the-best-kept-secret-in-american-politics-federal-budget-deficits-are-actually-shrinking/
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 9:37 pm
6% of Americans believe in the tooth fairy.
Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 9:34 pm
Such absolute BS. Really?


ALASKA - That sounds like Socialism! You betcha!




HISTORICAL REVISIONISTS - Abe supported the Constitution like Tea Party members do. How soon before the liberals start calling Abe a racist too?




SAME OLD GARBAGE - Same disastrous plan America rejected in November.




Conservative Anthem -


TAGS: conservative reality
Rating: 2.54/5

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ipaprime - May 3, 2013, 8:06 am
actualy the color of the truck is meaningless without knowing what type of business it is used for
Renza - May 3, 2013, 7:33 am
responding to being called (blank) with "you're (blank)" isn't much of a response or denial. More of living in a fantasy world where thinking it's a logical argument
PapaFox - May 2, 2013, 11:17 pm
Yup. Hit another raw nerve.
StoneTools - May 2, 2013, 11:13 pm
I think the occupoopers reference covered the fantasy part
Renza - May 2, 2013, 9:43 pm
Almost entirely conservative responses, none denying living in a fantasy world
ChadAllen - May 2, 2013, 9:35 pm
lol!! Silly Rabbit! What would a fascistic Democrat know about reality??
Swampfox - May 2, 2013, 11:25 am
Any reasonable person can look at the color and message and know there is nothing "conservative" about the owner of that truck. Except you.
OTC - May 2, 2013, 11:25 am
Weren't the occupy wallstreeters holding hands while singing those words?
SizzleChest - May 2, 2013, 10:48 am
Sounds like the Occupier credo to me...
Doggit - May 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Truck owned by a conservative. Graffiti written and driven by liberal.


REALITY - Confusing to Republicans


TAGS: republicans reality fail
Rating: 2.54/5

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Renza - May 8, 2013, 1:23 pm
or having an argument with a chair he named obama...
OTC - May 8, 2013, 11:11 am
He's just introducing the transparent president
PapaFox - February 22, 2013, 2:59 pm
:-D


NRA -


TAGS: no real answers
Rating: 2.5/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:07 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:24 am
Citation?
crankyhead - December 23, 2012, 2:43 pm
Trying to predict a certain outcome in the future, based on your own personal interpretation of the reasoning for actions in the present, and cherry picking certain trends from the past, does not equate to 'simple facts'. It is 'your opinion', at best.
ipaprime - December 22, 2012, 11:41 pm
humans are inherantly illogical and as i pointed out history shows that once you start restricting rights, very few goverments can resist contiueing that path so as to aquirre more power. simple facts
crankyhead - December 22, 2012, 1:55 pm
It appears someone has been neglecting their international law studies.
crankyhead - December 22, 2012, 1:53 pm
IPA, slippery slope arguments not accepted in logical conversation, unfortunately.
ipaprime - December 22, 2012, 8:32 am
the road to confication is not one of direct a**ault it is one of incremental steps, i.e. slow and steady erosion of the ability to own them
ipaprime - December 22, 2012, 8:31 am
it apears that you are neglecting your studies of history
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 8:28 am
Nobody proposes disarming law abiding citizens. That's the far-right's strawman to scare their rank-and-file servants.
PapaFox - December 22, 2012, 8:28 am
Of course, because there are massive loopholes in existing laws, such as no background checks for private sellers.
ipaprime - December 22, 2012, 5:54 am
all gun contol does is take wepons from law abiding citezens
ipaprime - December 22, 2012, 5:54 am
and how has regulation kept guns out of the hands of criminals and wackos. IT HASN'T.
crankyhead - December 22, 2012, 1:02 am
I'm not ANTI 2nd amendment fox, I'm PRO 2nd amendment. Specifically the 'well regulated' part.
foxrecon19d - December 21, 2012, 10:00 pm
Actually...yeah. WTF was that moron NRA spokesman trying to say? Defend the 2nd Amendment, ***k head! Don't give anti-2nd Amendment morons the hope that you are more moronic than they are...
PapaFox - December 21, 2012, 8:56 pm
Sad but true.


HYPOCRIGHT -




DEFINITIONS -




5000 DAYS LATER -


TAGS: nra means no real answers
Rating: 2.33/5

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crankyhead - February 3, 2013, 5:16 pm
Not one huh? How unbelievably sad that is.
crankyhead - February 2, 2013, 11:56 am
So it's been 50 days since Sandy Hook, and in that time, 1475 people have died from gunfire in the US, including 108 children. Any of you gun huggers willing to talk about how to alter this trend of violence yet?
crankyhead - January 31, 2013, 2:45 pm
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/table-1
crankyhead - January 31, 2013, 2:45 pm
Here's the source.
Rudedog - January 31, 2013, 12:59 am
Absolutely bogus figures. 76.4 % of all gun related homocides are from illegally obtained or untraceable sources.


OOPS - Don't you just hate it when reality jumps up and bites you in the ass?


TAGS: romney climate change is real
Rating: 2.23/5

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simplegenius - November 20, 2012, 1:52 pm
and many private companies that provide services are run better and more efficiently than government services. The government is bankrupting FedEx, Raytheon, private education, the Red Cross are not. the red cross off of donations clears their expenses.
simplegenius - November 20, 2012, 1:46 pm
you can also privatize it.. many government programs have civilian contractors who do better jobs than the original government department they help.
simplegenius - November 20, 2012, 1:45 pm
yeah let's just always set up government housing to bail out people who don't have homeowner's insurance or more specifically flood insurance. Personal responsibility not government handouts.. food/water yeah, but you can move for homes.


YOU MEAN TO TELL ME - I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO DEMONIZE LIVE POOR KIDS, CARE ABOUT THE UNBORN ONES?




Bush Tax Rates -




ROMNEY IS AGAINST COCA COLA!!! -




REALITY? - Unfair! Unfair!




TRY REALITY FOR A CHANGE -




HYPOCRIGHT -




WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE -




UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE -


TAGS: wow really
Rating: 1.57/5

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HYPOCRIGHT -




HYPOCRIGHT -




HYPOCRIGHT -




HYPOCRIGHT -




HYPOCRIGHT -




HYPOCRIGHT -




Graphs -


TAGS: gw is kinda real
Rating: 0/5

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OTC - June 24, 2014, 8:34 am
It shows the number of liberal lies about GW, the blue line is the number of low information people who believe it
EmmaRoydes - June 24, 2014, 1:33 am
Is that chart showing the number of square miles of arctic ice that have developed during this "global warming"?


MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD -


TAGS: meanwhile in the real world
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - April 12, 2015, 10:57 pm
Absurd. What does this have to do with price of tomatoes?


Democrats: Completely Divorced From Reality -


TAGS: democrats divorced from reality white house stupidity liberal lunacy obama yemen iran isis isil middle east fiasco foreign policy failure
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:15 pm
Don't forget that Iran and Hezbollah where removed from the list of terror threats. It seems part of a pattern to get that deal no-matter-what.


isn't that right, mommy? -




Allen West -




MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD -




How low can liberals go? -




Real Americans -




PB&J deemed offensive -


TAGS: micro reality micro progressivism micro intelligence challenged
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - May 14, 2016, 5:22 pm
How can PB be offensive to the liberal school system??? It was invented by George Washington Carver, a black man.
fauxnews - May 12, 2016, 12:27 pm
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/is-peanut-b***er-and-jelly-racist_n_1874905.html
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2016, 10:59 am
Offensive because it's an American tradition, or offensive because some kids throat may swell up and kill them? A little context would be nice here.


Stupid Things Liberals Say -




Obama world -




Islam vs Islamist -


TAGS: islamophobia race card reality deniers
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 21, 2015, 5:45 pm
Dang, I need to proof read better. That first "to" should be "is".


dems on Islamism -




Progressive Rhetoric -




Santa Endorses Ted Cruz -




The Real Motivation Behind Climate Policy -




the real deplorables -




race card -




obama vs terror -




Global Warming Is Real -




Idiocracy -


TAGS: republican party is really stupid
Rating: 5/5

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BurningSlanders - March 14, 2017, 6:20 pm
Not sure which is sadder: that this may be yet another sockpuppet account or Scat patting himself on the back.
BUCKO - March 14, 2017, 6:12 pm
ScatXXVII
BUCKO - March 14, 2017, 6:11 pm
Amen, Sir!
BurningSlanders - March 14, 2017, 5:11 pm
Oh! You hear that, everybody? If you don't agree with everything Scat says and vote on all of his posters and say nothing but glowing things, then you're a "Democrat," because how dare anyone dissent from the retarded worldview of the Republican Party.
ScatXXVII - March 14, 2017, 3:56 pm
Got pics of mobs of left wing liberal Democrats like YOU, BS , chasing and beating pregnant women to a bloody pulp, because they might be Trump supporters. Let's put that side of the coin up for viewing,B.S. Mister Face of the Democrat Party


Nohamotyo -




Inconclusive Intelligence Analysis -




REALITY CHECK -




REALITY CHECK -




2014 election -


TAGS: disconnected obama out of touch with reality
Rating: 4.71/5

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OTC - November 13, 2014, 9:34 am
Iwas referencing Obama's remark about the cop acting "stupidly"
EmmaRoydes - November 6, 2014, 11:41 pm
or arrogantly stupid
OTC - November 6, 2014, 6:15 pm
He's acting "stupidly" arrogant?
EmmaRoydes - November 6, 2014, 10:18 am
I would venture a guess that he's both


REALITY CHECK -


TAGS: reality check
Rating: 4.67/5

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calron - April 19, 2015, 2:13 pm
Well if you picking cherries like that you can make the case that any group is bad. To actually prove such an argument you'd need a comparison of the group in question against a control. Otherwise you get things like reading comics causes crime.
rebeccaolsen - April 19, 2015, 3:00 am
To borrow a line from Skylar in Breaking Bad, Who protects us from those protecting us? 1L. Negative 5Ls, if possible.
rebeccaolsen - April 19, 2015, 2:58 am
Lame exploitative ugly propaganda with a streak of unintended ironic truth - Nidal Hasan, "Tim" McVeigh, Eddie Ray Routh. All US veterans who terrorized innocents. Going to war as a manly rite of passage = recipe 4 psychopathic maschismo temper tantrums


That Moment -




Conservatard Reality Deniers -


TAGS: reality deniers wacko angry birds
Rating: 4.02/5

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OTC - August 11, 2015, 4:51 pm
Like his logic that "birth"days shouldn't be on the day of "birth"
MMessEnnBeeCee - August 10, 2015, 8:06 am
Funny how you use the word logic like you know what it means or that you have a grasp on how to use it. Plus, you never make anything but derogatory comments on any posters. You are the King of Hypocrisy.


$15/hr min wage+ -




97% of scientists agree -




One Weird Tip -


TAGS: try it this really works
Rating: 3/5

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GaryO - March 7, 2015, 8:24 am
I would, but I don't want to waste any 22 rounds...only 30K left


Rachel Dolezal -




Josh Fox -




REALITY CHECK -




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